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Jimmy Wellington: Editor in Chief, Head Writer, Web Designer, World Taker-Over Plotter, Head Chef, Biggest Fan, CEO, CFO, Accountant, and Cinematographer Jimmy founded this site in August of 2002, with sights set on world domination. When told that world domination was out of reach for the editor of a satire site, he cried. A lot. Then he stopped crying and decided that he might just be able to make a few people on the web laugh. And they did. And it was good. And then he rested. |
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Jake Novak - Staff Writer "Jake Novak works by day as a producer at CNN, and an adjunct professor of journalism at New York University. Also by day, when his bosses aren't looking, he's a prolific comedy writer authoring everything from one-liners, to top 5 lists, to full-length satirical articles. Jake is also an accomplished stand up comedian, with performances at Carolines, Stand Up New York, Gotham Comedy Club and other venues. Check out his blog here. Jake lives on Long Island with his wife and baby daughter." |
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Randall Kensington: Headline Thinker-Upper, Staff Writer Aside from being Jimmy's cousin, he's also the other half of the team that brought the "Where It's At" magazine to 10s of people all over their respective high schools. A talented writer, hopefully you will be reading some of his work in the future. This is an old picture, he's cleaned himself up a bit... :) |
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Brian K. White: Staff Writer Brian is the main of many evil genius's behind Glossy News. Having published eight comedy plays, a 13 piece cable sitcom and three screenplays, he earned several writing awards and honors. He day jobs it up in finance, marketing, teaching and public speaking. If you see him, hold him. He needs you. |
