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Satire Editor Gets Life, Stops Updating Website

It's a sunset, like the end, get it?

Hey everyone, it's Jimmy Wellington. I've decided that I don't have time to update The Fake News as often as I'd like. Thanks a lot to everyone that liked the site, I really appreciate your support over the years.

UPDATE: You haven't heard the last of Jimmy Wellington, I'm going to infiltrate the world of comedy writing in some way. You can follow me at my Twitter page. Hope to see you there! Until then, enjoy some of my favorite stories which can be found under the Recent Stories section a little further down.

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Bush Promises “No Negative Advertising Against John Edwards and His Fatass Wife”
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Priest Ostracized For Not Molesting Altar Boys
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