Mary-Kate Olsen, recently minted with legal adult status by the United States penal code, decided to celebrate by doing what most girls her age with a bank account balance greater than the Gross National Product of some countries do. She checked into rehab.

The Milk shoot isn't until next week!

According to her camp, Miss Olsen is battling a crippling addiction that afflicts far too many girls of her age and star status. She reportedly is fighting anorexia, which is when a person starves themselves in order to feel that they're attractive, fit in with a group of friends, or stay below the Hollywood body fat cutoff for young actresses, currently believed to be at 6%.

With the announcement of her eating disorder, new stories are surfacing about the pressure the twins were under to stay fit, during their time on the television show Full House.

"One time, a producer came up to me and said that I must weigh at least 45 pounds, and that I had to get back under 40 pounds in the next three days, or else I wouldn't have a job when the new season started," said sister Ashley. "No one even batted an eye when they passed me in the Jolly Jumper with a garbage bag over my sweatsuit."

However, according to some media sources, Olsen doesn't have a problem with the amount of food that she is eating, but with the amount of time her nose spends doing its impression of a vaccum cleaner. Olsen's people have vehemently denied the drug rumors, but in the Hollywood environment of doing everything to excess, except for eating, anything seems possible.

Olsen, called MK by those of her more creative fans, has not been available for comment, but expects to spend some time upon her release from therapy spending time in her new home of Columbia. She fell in love with the country after filming a children's movie with her sister there, called "The Olsen Twins in: Cartel of Calamity", and decided to purchase not just a villa, but the entire country.

The quality and quantity of the candy manufactured in Columbia is thought to be a factor in Mary-Kate's purchase. According to a friend close to the twins, who spoke on condition of anonymity, "That Mary-Kate sure does like the candy."