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Satire Editor Gets Life, Stops Updating Website

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Hey everyone, it's Jimmy Wellington. I've decided that I don't have time to update The Fake News as often as I'd like. Thanks a lot to everyone that liked the site, I really appreciate your support over the years. Check out my blog here for some more of my writing. I have a couple projects in the works, I'll keep you up to date on my blog. Thanks again and feel free to check out the archive! The stories are still funny!

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American School Shooters Still Not as Efficient as Rest of World
Blind Man Angered by West Africa's New Currency
Nation in Panic After Cat Terror Incident
Americans Relieved Tsunami All Taken Care Of
Olympic Search Committee Leaves New York: Homeless People, Knicks Allowed to Return
McGruff the Crime Dog Arrested in Kitty Porn Sting
Public Television Fails to Make Children Gay, PBS President Resigns
Commentary: "On Second Thought, Maybe 'Fatal Attraction' Wasn't the Best Choice for a Valentine's Day Movie"
NAACP Introduces Legislation Expanding Black History Month to 35 Days
FCC Forces Paul McCartney to Wear Metal Codpiece During Super Bowl Halftime Show


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